8/29/2010 "..Yeeeaaahh...I might go for it and be a bit more sympathetic if she had been a cute little blonde with perky tits, but alas she was a black haired, heavy set, older lady...probably pushing sixty. " - Jack

8/26/2010 "..Jack, maybe your waitress was trying to communicate to you that she was available OTC? Just a thought. " - ?

8/23/2010 "..I love going to Cabaret at night. The women are beautiful, fun, and more likely to spend time getting to know you before dances. Waitresses and bartenders always remember my drink. I happened to have a Sunday afternoon off from family time and need to get away. I stopped by for happy hour and was suprised to see it fairly quiet. A waitress that I'd never met before, named TLady, sat me and brought me my first beer. I started some small talk with her and all she could talk about was how she needed to make money or else her electricity would be shut off. I changed the subject by having her find a girl to keep me company, but every time she came by to check on me she'd bring up her stresses again. I probably won't have her wait on me again. " - - Jack

7/30/2010 "..So i paid for two dances with this girl. It was my first time getting a dance at CR. It was somewhat busy and there were not a lot of seats where I could get a dance. We settled close to where the bathroom and she just turned the seat so we could get some privacy. At the end of the first dance she had already unbuckled by belt. I was wearing some pants that seemed like they were made for lap dances. In the second dance , she unbuckled my pants and took out my little dude because she said she wanted to see it. She started playing with him and I couldnt believe that I was FINALLY seeing some extra action. Sadly we were cut short . She told me to buckle up about halfway through the second song. After that we just finished up a regular lap dance. I do talk spanish so i guess that made her comfortable. " - - henry rosoe

7/6/2010 "..i was there on Sat the 28th around 8pm. First of all it's a bait and switch pricing. I was charged 10 at the door then I was told had to but a $5 item inside. THEY DIDI NOT MENTION AT THE DOOR THAT DURING A BOGUS NOBODY FIGHT NIGHT, THEY WILL CHARGE YOU AN EXTRA $5. The manager on duty is obviously not customer oriented and wanted to kick me out....Not worth goind there. The only good thing is the Blond dancer from Ok with the Viloa tatoo on her wrist " - pain in the ass

6/12/2010 "..Went to Cabaret on Thursday and had a great time. I was in VIP and had multiple dancers come up and talk to me, after about an hour a dancer named Lucky came up and struck up a conversation. She was very personable and has a great body. After about 20 minutes I decided to get some dances from her and they were great. She knew just how far to go to have a good time, but not to far to get into trouble. I will be going back and seeing her the next time I am in town. I will also be recommending her to all of my friends. " - - crush

5/27/2010 "..I stopped by last Thursday evening and immediately headed upstairs. After a few drinks, a dancer stopped by and plopped herself down without any warning. She introduced herself as Lucky and ordered a drink with us. After a few songs I got a dance from her but she was too drunk to dance and sat down to start trash talking everyone that passed by. Completely unprofessional and a damper on the evening. When she got up to go to dance on stage, I found Kazhmira and my night got so much better. I ended up with a hot girl, some great dances, and the best VIP service I've had in a long time from a cute girl named Amber. " - - JimmyTwoTimes

5/21/2010 "..Okay I am not a regular strip club regular. The last time I was a strip club was for my birthday in March of this year, prior to that it was more than a year. Well it has been more than a decade since I went to an all nude club. So I decided to go to the FARE Room which is next to Cabaret Royale. That was a waste of time, I went there at 7 PM on a Thursday. LOL how can you run a strip club with no dancers I spent 30 or 40 mins there and one dancer did a show and she didn't even do all nude. So I walked over to the Cabaret Royale. The club was full of hot looking girls and some not so hot as normal in any club. What was nice was that the hot ones as well as the not so hot, were all friendly. On my birthday I had made the mistake of going to the S. Rhino were not one girl even glanced at me let alone asked for a lap dance, seem they did all their action in the VIP only. But this review is for the Club Royale. I can say I like this club, which felt easy going, and if your getting hustled for a lap dance, it is a good hustle that leaves you happy even if you turn them down. I am sure there are more upscale clubs in Dallas, but I like eye candy I can play with. The club also had a mix of girls, white, black, asian and not all blonde airheads. Yes blonde airhead make great strippers, but sometimes you feel like a nut, some times you don't. " - - jf2good

4/23/2010 "..thursday 04/22 had some time to stop by for a drink. the vip waitress remembered my drink, brought it promptly, and followed up the good service during the entire visit. Diamond came over and had some good conversation. eventually i could not resist her sex appeal and got some dances, which were very seductive and so relaxing. good visit. " - - krafty

12/29/2009 "..I go to cr in the at evenings and i met a well built,nice,blonde,big breasted girl named Danni! Good conversation and a great entertainer! Worth the visit to C.R!! " - - nice guy

10/31/2009 "..10-30-2009 - Just got back from Texas and several visits to Caberete Royale and had a sweet time. CECE was the BOMB !! 38D Black,Stacked and in a small package(5'0) tall. Huge Nipples which I love with a nice point on the end !! Very nice smile and young too- (24years old). I highly recommend her. " - - Hotio

10/17/2009 "..stopped by on friday 10/16/09 and sat upstairs for a while. first thing..... waitress service was the worst i had seen in a long time. dancers had a nice selection..... found Precious and the day got better. " - - krafty

10/8/2009 "..I visited Cabaret Royale this afternoon (10/08/2009) at around one o'clock for the lunch buffet they have. I didn't see my favorite waitress so the next girl that stopped by, a waitress named Hillary, took our order and when she came back told us our total was $9.50, I handed her $10. She gave me a weird look and then walked off without even offering our change back. She walked up to another waitress within earshot and said, "Oh my god, those assholes only tipped me two fucking quarters." Now, normally we tip at the end of the meal, and pretty generously especially with great service. My buddy and I went about our lunch and Hillary never came back to offer us refills or extra plates. A dancer friend of mine came to the table and she stopped by to take her order adding, "Well, can I have a drink, too?" Normally I'm happy to oblige, but after her rude and apathetic behavior I said, "No, just bring us her drink please," She rolled her eyes and when she came back slammed the drink down, and officially lost her tip from us. While, we always enjoy our lunch and happy hour at Cabaret, we will be enjoying it without the service or lack thereof from Hillary " - Rob

8/14/2009 "..Visited the Cab on 8/9 day shift and spent most of my time with Mystique (a gorgeous, intelligent lady with curves in all the best places). There seemed to be a lot of girls working for a Sunday. But what led me to post this review is what happened after the day shift took off. I moved out from the 'quiet' area and back to a seat near the main stage for a while. Somehow, my brain wasn't working (you can guess why) and I left my wallet in the chair. A night manager found it and tracked me down to return it. He left while I was checking, but all the cash and credit cards were still there. I wouldn't necessarily say that was common behavior in this business, but it was good to know that sometimes a customer is treated well. CR isn't just a fun place to visit, but I feel very comfortable there. " - Big D

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5/2/2009 "..Visited BDFW during my annual trip to the area with my friend Dave on Sunday afternoon (4/26) and Monday evening (4/27). Found Micah to be a pleasant companion on Sunday, but my good thoughts of the club vanished Monday when a waitress removed money he had set aside on the table for a dancer while he was receiving attention from said dancer. When Dave interrupted the dance to tell the waitress to leave his money alone, she started shrieking that he was accusing her of stealing, drawing the attention of a bouncer, who insisted he pay for the dance before we left. " - - The Alaskan

4/6/2009 "..check the Oval Office in Washington D C " -

4/2/2009 "..Where's all the good looking girls? Went in Wednesday and it sucked. What has happened to this place? " -

1/10/2009 "..had to work the weeekend so stopped by for a drink on saturday 01/10/09, some good some bad. it was busier than expected, big selection of dancers (not many to my taste, but a selection) with good energy in the club. vip was busy with the stage open, but bad drink service. a surprise and disapointmet in the same visit. " - - krafty

10/16/2008 "..After far too long a hiatus, I found myself on familiar ground last Tuesday (10/7 dayshift) and the girl at the bar remembered my usual drink. That's a good sign... Anyway, it didn't take long before I was chatting with Billie, a 4'11" gal with cute feet and glasses. She had some cool insights into how psychology runs our financial system, and she punctuated her opinion with some nice dances that reminded me of what I've been missing. The good times are between our, um, ears, guys, and sometimes we need that reminder. " - - Gray Geek

10/5/2008 "..cool " - - mike jones

7/23/2008 "..I went to the club at lunch time and in the afternoon with my pass from the Fare Room (they are both in the same building). The ladies were mostly 6's but maybe I'm picky (I don't like large bellies). There are a few girls that are just amazing though and if u treat them nice and talk to them, they'll really give u something extra. My recommendations are Eva, Octavia, and my fav, Cameron. Cameron alone is the reason I'm giving this club 4 instead of 3 stars. This club was busy throughout the whole day with girls around all the time... make sure to bring a lotta dollar bills. " - - BizMan

6/18/2008 "..Went by last Thursday night. The lineup didn't seem like the A team, but there were enough cute to hot girls mixed in to keep my attention. Big screen didn't have the game on:( Must be broken again. The bright spot of the evening was meeting a sweet looking girl named " Jennifer" (I think). After a couple of dances from her I could barely remember my own name! She certainly made up for any shortcomings from the club or the fairly week lineup. " - - okie

6/7/2008 "..Stopped by on Friday 06/06, after being away for some time. Don't really know what prompted the changes, but they were a pleasant surprise. Upstairs had a waitress at the door to seat me, get my drink promptly, and make a dancer suggestion (which just happened to be one of my favorites, Precious). Upstairs stage was open and drink service continued it's quality during the length of my stay. Precious is unforgetable!!!!!! This visit will guarantee more frequent visits! " - - krafty

12/11/2007 "..As fine as it was to walk back into a room full of half-naked women (Thursday dayshift)it was even better for the bartender to remember my drink after 4 months. No familiar faces on my side of the bar, though, and I had fun with Gabby and Ashley. The latter is a blonde spinner who gets really close without being really there -- she reminded me of the non-juggler who was just "holding the real juggler's place" until he got back. But as for Gabby, just wait your turn, dudes. " - - biker guy

8/16/2007 "..Visited Cabaret on night shift 8/13. It was early and the place was not to crowded but there were some customers and average dancers. Met a really beautiful waitress name Kristie and the two bar tenders at the main bar. We had a good time with those girls. Dancers were sparse but they were there. Larry from VIP came down to say hi, but my friend didnt have on a collared shirt so we couldnt go up. Had a good time for a Monday night though. " - - Club Name Bob

8/4/2007 "..I stopped by and noticed that this club now has a new managers. Sorry to see that Massoud is gone what happened to all of the old dancers? Where did these come from they all act like prostitutes I hope that management and the new GM quickly rectify the situation by bringing in some new clean dancers. They need to do a much better job in selecting and bringing in new talent. " - - Avery

8/1/2007 "..A consulting job finally made its way out of Accounts Receivable and turned into something I could spend, so I turned up at CR's door Friday afternoon and they welcomed the Prodigal Dork inside. Waitresses told me I had been missed, bringing my favorite drink unbidden, but none of the dancers were familiar faces. I chatted with Cherry for a bit (she's likewise at Square One, and her eyeglasses make it easier for YOU to spot HER -- ponder that!)She gave me an extensive, almost expensive, vision test ("Can you see this?") and sent me home with things that had never been in my data set before. Clearly, this calls for more testing... " - - Gray Geek

7/27/2007 "..I brought clients in a few nights ago and wanted to show them a good time. Drinks were reasonably priced and our waitress was cute. But.. The most embarresing night of my life. Not only were the dancers aggressive but one named Tristan made several of us so uncomfortable with her drunken 'dances' that we closed our tab and went down the street. I apologized to my guests and promised such things arent common place in Dallas. The lack of class displayed prevents our return. " - - David

7/17/2007 "..This club has really turned around! They have 50 or more girls every night. I know this because DJ Tre lets me see his dance list. I remember about 6 months ago this was not the case. It's good to see somebody seems to care about this club again. Needless to say, I will be back!!! " - - club pro

7/14/2007 "..friday the 13th was a good visit overall, even though i did not find Precious in the house. a couple of others caught my attention.....Niecee(?) & Alysha were not girls i had seen before, but were both eye cathing & personal. they are the type that will keep me returning. vip waitress and bartender service was very good. the club was slow ,but the number of dancers made it a nice atmosphere. " - - krafty

3/17/2007 "..i had some time so i made a stop by CR on my way to the airport on fri 03/16, and was able to visit with Precious. she was beautiful as ever, pleasant, a smile that is delicious, and a desire to make you feel comfortable and relaxed. in addition, the VIP waitress service was beter than past visits. " - - krafty

3/11/2007 "..When we walked into CR we thought this was the place to be. They definately have the best looking females I have seen at a strip club. Liquor was priced reasonably and there was plenty of attention to go around for me and my buddies. However, I ended up in the champaigne room and had my wallet lifted out of my pocket and money taken out of it. It was one of 2 people and the manager didn't seem to care one way or another. It worked out financially for me in the end as I only paid what I owed, minus what was stolen. I left with a huge bad taste in my mouth and probably won't be back. " - - NotTooHappy

2/18/2007 "..The new managers and dancers they are hiring from the Penthouse need to go somewhere else. The Cabaret Royale is to classie for all that. The CR will go down because of them! Mark my words it will end up just like the Penthouse. Closed down!!! Get some class! " - Very concerned

2/17/2007 "..i stopped by on friday 02/16 for a couple of drinks and noticed several new dancers......very nice overall with the BEST thing being that they seemed to be all natural.....good (too much fake stuff in some of the other clubs). did not get to stay long and talk with many this time, but i will be back soon. upstairs is constantly changing...... good or bad? i'm not sure yet. " - - krafty

1/20/2007 "..i have made it by a couple of times and seemed to have missed Lola; has she moved? the last trip was not wasted though, got to talk with Precious (very nice.... her smile will melt you away). service in upstairs was better than some previous visits. seems like a lot of turnover in dancers.........keep hiring. tried a couple of other places recently, but still come back to CR..... comfortable. " - - krafty

1/13/2007 "..I came on sunday. It was real slow. Amber was really hot and quite nice. She is also a great dancer. she used to be a waitress. she has short blonde hair. we had a amazing conversation. I like she was not in a hurry or pusing for a lap dance! " - - alicia

10/27/2006 "..Something was wrong with the picture dayshift 10/25 -- plenty of great-looking dancers on the stages & a couple more at tables, always new ones showing up on stage, but they all vanished after #3. Lola chatted half a minute with me between stages, remarked that her birthday is Friday, but that was the last I saw of her. Dang! I need to get me some VIP!! " - biker guy

9/25/2006 "..i stopperd by CR on friday and was immediately greeted at the door by the lovely waitress Leticia.....she was friendly and prompt with service (would have liked her to come by a lil more often, but ok). Lola sat for a bit and did a very good job of getting me to relax and start the weekend off right. nice visit :) " - - krafty

8/19/2006 "..The smog machine is not a good thing... " - - Infrequent Visitor

8/10/2006 "..I visited Cabaret Royale on Sunday, 8/6/06, and the place wasn't totally dead, but there were as many dancers as customers. With regard to the beauty of the girls, it was a notable step up in quality from The Fare Room next door. Cabaret Royale has no cover on Sundays before 7PM. Also, there's a combo deal where the VIP for The Fare Room includes VIP access at Cabaret Royale. The main stage looks really great. It has dramatic lighting, good fog/smoke effects, and a cool hair fan for the dancers (you'll just have to see it). The club is very upscale and the mileage is very low. Expect less than 30 seconds on a two-dollar tip. There were too many pretty girls to remember them all, but Alexandra was young and incredibly fit, a 10 of 10 in the body, 8 of 10 in the face. She also gets a 7 of 10 for the naughty factor. The cuteness of the girls is almost on par with Silver City, which is good, except that there were more middle-aged ladies here (Silver City has mostly college-aged girls). If you like your girls MILF-ish, this is heaven, but it's not for everybody. I was a little bored, though there was nothing that made it a bad experience, and that says a lot. Be aware that VIP dress code requires a collared shirt at all times, and the whole place requires a collared shirt after 7PM. " - - The Dew

8/7/2006 "..To jack and donald you must be new to the sc sence first of all 95& of everything that comes out a strips mouth is a lie Edited as it wasn't a review of anything.. " - Larry

8/6/2006 "..Who in the world said that rude comment about Sydney, she's a young girl thats only 26, this person must be blind. " - Donald

8/4/2006 "..I'm responding to the comment made about Sydney at Caberet Royale. Sydney is a beautiful 26 year old that made excellent money and that looked absolutely gorgeous up close. I'm a good friend of her's " - Jack Money Bags

7/26/2006 "..I've missed more than I've hit around here lately, but when they remembered my usual drink at the bar (wed dayshift) I could sense things shifting. Shawna did marvelous things for a lousy one-dollar tip, but had guys clustered around her last stage. Lola was likewise in demand, and Cici just starting on her rotation when I saw Hilary. Most of the indicators (tall, toned, short hair, impish grin) said she'd be sassy, but her dances include those little noises that make the illusion pert near complete. Music matched the mood this time, too, so I think CR has their collective groove back. " - - biker guy

7/17/2006 "..To all of you that never met Mary Mathews like me and my family. Mary was one of the most un-selfish people that I have ever knew she watched mychildren like they were her own. When we found out that our son was allergic to the cat (Kitty), with no questions ask, she took her. She would give up her umbrella 2strangers in the Cabaret parking lot so they wouldn't get wetShe would just go back to the dressing room and fix her self up. Her and her Fiance (Lucky)helped us in so many ways. I watched her give money tables away so other waitresses could have a chance to make tips. Once she found money on the floor and waited, till she found who it belongedand gave it back to them. Mary, you will be missed. " - Another Friend

7/13/2006 "..I visited cabaret royale on tuesday afternoon 6-11, the place was basically dead but it was after 2pm so that was to be expected, there were about 15 girls most were 6's but there was a few 8's, I had a good time with lola she is a hot little spanish babe, giner was fun man can she dance, the only bad was I meet a blonde name sidney (she looks better on stage than up close) I told her I would give here 200.00 for 12 dances she excepted, I gave her the 200.00 up front and she gave me 2 dances and she said had to go use the bathroom and make a phone call that was it I never seen her again, I aksed the manger and they told me she had left for the day I told them what had happen and they pretty much said it was my fault and I shouldnt have gave her the money upfront, kinda funny cuz she told me I had to pay upfront cuz last time someone got the dances and said they were going to the atm and never returned, other than that it was nice I just hope she uses the money to ge her hair fixed or some botox hehe, I would visit again but will probably stay away for awhiile, " - - lovethaclucb

7/8/2006 "..Mary has not died yet she is still alive in ICU, lets all say a pray that she will pull through, " - DANCER

7/5/2006 "..I am sad to say that my favorite waitress Mary has died. She was really a sweet, kind and full of life to be around. She will be greatly missed!!!! " - Friend

7/3/2006 "..They changed their policy about VIP parties again for the better. They will put the VIP buffet down stairs (free) again. Apparently charging $15 for buffet was a flop. I will be there on July 25 :) " - Regular

6/27/2006 ".."..Greetings, I recently visited The Fare East and spent some time with a young lady who was not only totally gorgeous, but she had some true depth to her personality. Tiffany was a pure joy and by far the sexiest girl I have seen at a club in a long long time. I will definately go back to visit her again!!!!!!!! " - - Flip " - - flip

6/10/2006 "..CONGRAGULATIONS! the management seems to listen to it's patrons and make changes when necessary. after reading other negative reviews concerning VIP area; my visit on friday 06/09 was very positive. plenty of dancers and waitstaff, with a good atmosphere. " - - krafty

5/31/2006 "..may 30th VIP 5-8pm. this was the worse VIP party ever ok its vip night which means everyone is treated like a VIP not anymore its 15.00 cover to go upstairs and forget what the flyers all say "free buffet" there is no more free buffet there was a guy walking around with a small little plate with 1 chicken wing and a carrot bite, also the 1.00 drinks are only well drinks made with the cheap stuff, just when things were starting to look up they did this. " - -

5/18/2006 "..I outran the UPS dude this time around, so cooled my heels at CR (day shift, 5/17). The girls behind the bar were first-rate, down to remembering what I usually drink. Most of the dancers were busy, including the lovely Lola, but did me the courtesy of eye contact and a smile. Then I spotted Blake, a naturally well-endowed girl with a terrific face, sitting alone a few stools away. Chatted her up, even asked where she prefers to give table dances, but she kept breaking eye contact and checking her cell (for messages, I suppose.)Either there was something stuck on my teeth, or she's very worried about something, but it made for some Twilight Zone moments. " - - biker guy

5/3/2006 "..After Veronica told me she was moving to Vegas, I feared CR would lose the will to go on -- I very nearly did. But when I stopped in (dayshift 4/28) they were soldiering on bravely. Waitstaff was quick but unobtrusive, management seemed extra welcoming, and Lola, a lithe latina, helped me feel a little less nerdy. Two thumbs up for her dancing -- okay, so that isn't my thumb, but you get the idea. I think they're gonna survive... " - - Gray Geek

4/11/2006 "..Great place to spent the day, Great food, Hott girls, and the new manger Gary really made us feel at home, Me and my friends will be back, " - - Mr cool

4/1/2006 "..friday (03/31/06) afternoon was the worst visit ever! went upstairs to VIP, no dancers on stage on a friday? saw a waitress, bartender, & manager.... but none ever came to our table to offer a drink in the whole hour we were there; so we took our business down the street. whatever changes are going on in VIP are not working.....not worth it. the dancers, now that's a different story.... still a very nice collection of women, so we will probably give it another chance later. " - - krafty

3/11/2006 "..friday afternoon before Spring Break and I had a lil time to relax, so a stop before the evening rush turned into quite a rush of my own. Saw Veronica available, so we chatted for a bit........then she gave a table dance that relieved all my tension.......WOW! So keep your eyes open for Lola OR Veronica....... a lil latin flavor ;) " - - krafty

1/22/2006 "..Went to Cab on 1/18. Saw the most beautiful man...EVER!! Who's the big, tall drink of water? Hottness!! I thimk he name is Thomas a.k.a. C.P. :) Maybe someday we'll meet again... " - C.P.

1/16/2006 "..Ran into CR this Monday 1/16/06 at about 2:00PM for some lunch and good views. No cover suprisingly, and they let me upstairs for free too, what a suprise! This is my 2nd trip to CR. The 1st time was a month ago when a group of buddies and I came on a friday night and had not even stayed for 30 mins because the atmosphere was dead. The only saving grace then was Amanda, the most beautiful and unique looking cocktail waitress ever, and the funny bathroom attendant guy. Anyways that was then, this is today. At first I was worried things were going to be lame, because I had to help myself at the bar each and everytime. No Amanda in sight since it was dayshift, just unintersted waitresses. But the dayshift bartender was super cool, and she really appreciated my tips. Anyways, I guess thats just more money for girls... I was making so many trips to the main stage to tip I was worried I'd lose my seat. Got 2 or 3 lap dances from Sabrina a super spunky brunette with tasteful tattoos, you could tell she was having some real fun in that jurnt, and 1 from some other super cute blonde gal that was tagging along with her. Although I didn't get her name, she was very nice and even let me decide when she should start dancing as she was very good at pretending to be intersted in my conversation (ha hah). I felt bad that I had to leave before her stage rounds were over, as I was supposed to get another dance. I'll make sure to make it up to her next time. But all in all, I think it'd be a good idea for anyone to visit during the day. I cant give it all stars, because not one waitress checked on me. But still, its a good balance of laid back and fun, the buffets good and the entertainers thier really work hard to make a customer feel happy. " - - BravoCompany

1/12/2006 "..1/11/06...Cabaret is a great club. I always enjoyed my visits there. The dancers are attractive. Managers are friendly. Kind of crowded on 1$ drink nights. " - - Michael