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5/28/2010 "..Someone complained in a previous review that the club requires beverages to be in their original containers with the seal intact. This may seem needlessly strict, but it protects the dancers that help drink up all your booze. Don't take it personally, but a previously opened container could have all manner of "chemical additives" mixed in. So just remember not to start sipping before you get inside and have fun. Have fun getting Hepatitis, I mean. Because this club is pretty nasty. If you like pretty nasty, this is a good place to start. If you like pretty AND nasty, this is not a good place to start. They are friendly and nasty. Like pet zombies. I'm not going to give a star rating because I'm not clear on what the stars are supposed to represent. If you want an elegant, courtesan-type experience this is a 0 star joint. If you are familiar with Dallas, this place is exactly what you should expect from a BYOB club on Harry Hines. If that's what you are looking for, it's a 4 star joint. If you aren't familiar with Dallas, drive up and down the street a little first and take a good look at the outside of the club. This place is exactly what it looks like from the outside. It is what it is, etc. " - cam
5/16/2010 "..went to Pandora's Saturday, the experience was similar to Ho Chi Minh's review from December; I did not notice any changes from previous visits, for better or worse, got a few dances that were ok, somewhat tame though, the floor Manager likes to hang around, and there's no privacy... 3 white girls, 2 of them are skanky (Angel is the non-skank), a few black and Mexican girls, customers are 90% Latino..in summary, always have a decent visit here, but rarely anything more
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- Dogg
4/13/2010 "..WOW! THEY FINALLY GOT IT TOGETHER AT PANDORA'S! They have new management at the club and they are starting to make some changes to the club. A lot better then it used to be. They said that there would be more changes to the club in the coming months. I'm glad to see that Chris is makeing some changes. " - just me
12/24/2009 "..made a return visit, yesterday, things were different from 4 weeks previously...hit day and night shift, day shift is slow, a couple of good long-time dancers still there, then a lot of girls showed up at once, for night shift; on day shift each girl danced 3 songs, then 2 break songs played, so the club dragged, then on night shift the girls danced one song on the main stage (clothed), then moved to another stage for a song, 4 stages total, one song per stage...however, none of them stripped completely, whereas on day shift, each 3rd song was danced totally nude; the night crew hustled hard, for table dances, and unlike before, the dancers did not ignore me, in fact, the hustle was quite strong...I did receive several table dances, they were ok, but could/should have been better
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- Ho Chi Minh
11/25/2009 "..visited again, end of day shift, and into night shift; peculiar results...night shift offered more girls, generally good quality, but...strangely, most of them did not seem to want to be there, or make any money...sure they received stage tips, plenty of them, from the relatively sparse crowd, and I tipped often at the stages; but I requested table dances from 3 girls, and none of them obliged, first time I remember when I did the asking, with no previous prompting from the dancer(s), that they did not happily dance for me...those girls, and others, seemed content to sit around with each other; several girls did hustle for dances, and I accepted from two of them, they were as good, and probably better than the girls I had asked; one other dancer ignored an offered tip at the stage, the club has much more potential than it delivers, and most of its problems are attitude-related
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- Ho Chi Minh
11/15/2009 "..visited Friday afternoon, better mix of girls, and higher quality than last May, when I posted previously; the dance hustle is stronger, however, and I yielded to my instincts, and received 3 private dances...2 of them were excellent, one was lame, the excellent dances cost $25, in the roped-off back area, the other dance was $20, in front of that roped area...of the $25, the manager takes a $5 cut, which explains why the dance is better...one excellent black dancer, Mia, and Ruby, formerly of Chicas Bonitas, stood out, another cute black dancer kept her clothes on and looked bored on stage, but most of the rest were worthy of stage-tips...I plan to visit the nightshift soon, and will post again
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- Ho Chi Minh
7/22/2009 "..ok sorry.. but how can ANYONE think that $5-25 for parking AND $10-25 cover would make for a good experience? I used to work, literally 1/2 a block around the corner, walked over a couple times & the fuck-tard @ the podium wanted $15 for parking... dumb ass... the BYOB is a joke.. if the drinks you bring (since I don't drink alcohol) are not in the original containers & SEALED, they won't let you in. & charge you $15 additional for "ice service".. whatever The bitch at the door (yes I have tried numerous times over the 5 years I have been in DFW) is well trained... Her job is to show her skanky tits & cock-block... Go 1/2 mile north to Lipstick's (topless), 1 mile north to Bonitas or head over to Northwest Highway for real clubs.. " - open2optionsDFW
7/14/2009 "..I am in town from the U.K and didnt really know what to expect of U.S clubs.I checked out a few but didnt like the stuck up atmosphere(Mens club and Lodge-that were recommended by my cab driver) . I must say Pandoras was a very good experience even though I'm not a fan of rowdy crowds of young guys.Some girls were horrible looking , some decent and one that really caught my eye a girl so lovely black and asian girl (best mix ever!)"Chase" she had beautiful eyes and smile .I'm a guy ..she had the prettiest ass and boobs .She gave a wonderful sensual dance , great conversation and most important a memorable experience. I got a few dances in the vip section with her kind of pricey but well worth it.It was hard to find her after the dances though kind of her lost because I wanted more .She was always going with someone for a dance.She was sort of aggresive but the ladies are working so I wasnt that annoyed.I turnded down the other girls that barely spoke any english.Next time when I am in the states I will look up "Chase" hopefully she wont be so feisty or busy...mmmm
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- British Doc
6/28/2009 "..I'm from Atlanta and visited Pandoras the evening of June 27th 2009. Overall, it was a good experience. However, the dancer who goes by Kristina, was more worried about loosing her iPod than she was about dancing. She is extremely hot, and an excellent performer. Her lap dance was possibly the best I have ever had.
I had asked for another dance, but she said she had to go look for her iPod. I waited patiently as she heads to the back. About 30 minutes later, she returns and just sits on one of the empty stages talking with a couple of other dancers.
She did not seem very motivated to work that night. About an hour goes by, and she still had not danced for anyone. She just sat around talking with another dancer, and what appeared to be a good friend of hers, who was smoking hot as well. I had asked her if she'd like to do a private dance with Kristina and me. She agreed and said once she was finished on stage, she'd go get Kristina.
During this time, Kristina goes to the back and is is now nowhere to be seen. The other girl said she was ready for the private dance, but she couldn't find Kristina. I even asked the floor manager where Kristina was and he had to go looking for her. He brought her out, and it appeared that she had been crying. That must have been some iPod.
I asked her if she was ok and if she still wanted to dance with me and her friend. She said she wasn't feeling well, and went to the back again.
At that point, we decided to take our money to another club. I'm from Atlanta, where the girls are happy to dance and make money. It's a shame that a girl as hot and talented as Kristina was not in the mood to work that day.
If you happen to visit Pandoras, I highly recommend you get a lap dance from Kristina. It's well worth it. However, you might want to bring a box of iPods to get her attention.
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- Richard
5/26/2009 "..Pandora's is always hit and miss with me, but decided to stop by for awhile May 25. It's still a little annoying to pay $5 to park your own car in an alley, but all things considered I guess it could be worse. I did noticed that they keep someone behind the building now, so at least there is some security. It was before 7pm, but they were charging full price at the door, which was a little surprising but not anything to turn me away. It was a really small crowd made up mostly of really drunk guys trying to dance along with the dancers. Comic relief, if nothing else. The place seemed a little cleaner than it was the last couple of times I went, and they have done away with the balloons that covered the place. An improvement in my opinion. Most of the dancers there were not anything to write home about. The bartender/waitress was considerably hotter than most of them. There were a couple that I would say were attractive. One short, dark haired girl with a decent body was one, but the other blew even her away. I was lucky enough to have a kinky haired young woman named Christina came directly to me when I sat down. She has a cute, innocent face with an all natural body that looks like it fell out of Playboy. She was very friendly, offered great conversation, had a good sense of humor, and had absolutely no reservations about walking around the club completely nude. Plus, I got two great private dances that were well worth the money. There is just not enough I can say about Christina. She is absolutely gorgeous and made it well worth the trip. She's also great on stage and one of the best dancers I've ever seen on the pole. Without her, this trip would have been a dud, but I'm giving five stars based on Christina alone.
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- Sam
4/28/2009 "..Boggie you are a TOOL! That's all I will say. I always have a great time at Pandoras. I go all the time and there is always a great mix of women and people there. Yes there is a lot of latin people there. Dayshift or night shift is always a good time. No I don't work there nor do I have any family working there. Just always a good time. But the other guy said you most be an old fart. " - just mee
4/19/2009 "..visited Saturday afternoon, nice mix of ladies, white, black, and latin....somewhat friendly girls, but a few were pushy and insistent on lap dances, pleading, in fact; I got dances from 2 girls, dances that were mediocre, and Staff was keeping a close eye in a completely non-private setting; worth a follow up trip, but next time I will enjoy the ladies from the stage, and let the other guys blow their cash on the weak dances....if quality lap dances are important to your club enjoyment, I suggest you skip Pandora's
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- Ho Chi Minh
4/6/2009 "..Went to pandoras on Fri Night April 3. The place was packed about 11 pm lots of latina ladies mostly young crowd. The place isnt as bad as the below poster says he must have been old and not gotten any play. Yes this club is mostly minority if you want to see white girls and listen to rock go to Clubhouse, but if you like alot of ass and women of color that are willing to go that extra mile to show you a good time go to pandoras. The only thing that sucks is the parking.
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- Maxx
4/4/2009 "..Just read the reviews for Pandoras, these must have been written by the owner, this club is a 100% pile of shit. The club is full of no english speaking illegal aliens, 19 out of 20 girls are fat with stretch marks and flappy pancake tits. This club makes Natioanl Geographic tits look good. The cover is $20.00 a head (it's byob so thats fair) the parking is $10.00 anywhere, ANYWHERE!! Another 10 fucking dollars to park two businesses over and when I came out there was another white dude (he and I where the only two in the club I saw) telling hte valet his car was broken into and what was teh ten dollars for? The vallet said they are not responsible they did not park the car, fucking absurd. Music is shit unless your a border jumper, girls are shitty looking unless your a border jumper, valet is a fucking joke. INS could make a fucking killing here. NEVER GO TO PANDORAS, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!!!
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- Boggie
1/21/2009 "..Well got paid friday and thought go out with a couple of friends we decided to go up to Pandoras. It was still dayshift and I was kind of thought we would have to wait to find someone to chat and maybe get a few dances from but it was not long. It was a good mix of girls. Most of them from 5 to 9. Latin, white and black girls. Really had a great time with this latina girl named Lucero. Very nice sexy body, just my kind of girl. Gave me several great lap dances too. Dj played some great tunes. Everyone in the place was having a good time and the girl made it even better. For sure be going back. Got to see that little latin honey. Jonh
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- Jonh H
12/13/2008 "..Great Place!!!!! There is some hot girls here!!! There are a few that should go work for walmart. Over all its a Great Friendly bar. Good value for your money Most of the girls are real girls !!!!!
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- Gary
10/10/2008 "..Pandoras kicks ass. I love the girls there they are super friendly will hang out all night and they are pretty cute as well. I will be going back soon.
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- Cox
10/8/2008 "..i love it the ladys are so so sexy i'll be back ladys
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- MR.CROOKED LETTAZ
7/22/2008 "..Went to this club sat night jul 19 placed was packed got there around 12 am so it was my fault got dropped off by a cab so saved on the $20 parking they try to stiff you on when its packed since valet is the only way to go. The place was over crowded but I guess the more people they let in the more money since its byob which is a good thing. The music mostly spanish shit sum rap and rnb and rock but if you dont know alot of spanish expect not to understand the song but who goes to listen to a strip club lyrics anyway. The waitress were few and not very good everytime I wanted some more ice or some cups for my dancer friends I had to either go to the bar or ask a dancer to call a waitress and hey I knew a lil spanish "ven aqui quiero jello" so I know they understood me lol. As far as the women go there was a variety the mexican girls that dont know a lick of english were all sitting by the bar talking to each other I guess bout the recent telenovelas on tv who knows or they were just waiting to they saw someone with money who spoke spanish, there were some lovely latinas and asians not the silicone injected kind you see at the lodge or mens club and hey I like fake boobs just not on every body type but thier was lots of ass in the house the black girls were ghetto all they seemed interested was in getting drunk because they asked me for a drink and never no dance lol. I would go again but this time I would go early to get a good seat pandoras is a legendary club as far as byob places in dallas go so go get drunk and you will not have a bad time.
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- dabiz
7/20/2008 "..My fiance and I went to pandora's Friday night July, 18. We had a wonderful time. parking was $10 and $25 each for the cover.. We have been here before about 2 years ago and it hasnt changed much. The docor was a little shabby. I could car less thpough, since im there to look at naked women and not the cutains. The patrons of the club we mostly hispanic and well behaved. The girls are great. Not all of them we my style though. Some tiney girls and some larger, but most in between. The dancers were mostly Hispanic and white, some blacks, amd a few asians.One awesome thing about the girls here is there is not much silicone to be seen. Bring a girl to the club is awesome. When my fince tips the girls onstage a couplke have let her like thier cunts. mmm
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- Justin
7/16/2008 "..I like this club on a wed night or thurs night when I went it was laid back not every girl was a stunner what club has all top notch ladies, if the girls look bad at first shit get drunk thats why its byob and thats why I go to get my drink on for cheap not spend 6.50 for a bud light at sum extra boojie club. I would go again sabrina and jada are good peace,
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- ricky ross
7/12/2008 "..Ive always liked this club try going on a slower night like wed or thursday more broads and not so many guys, the girls are down for whatever they actually like to talk some omly know spanish all of them are cool mostly mexican and black chicks the music is cool hardly no rock and roll if you come on a fri or sat night after 10 forget about getting a seat you will stand all night. This is my fave byob club in dallas but thats just my opinion. Ross
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- mack11
7/12/2008 "..Not sure why people are giving this place any sort of good review, it is by far the worst club I have been to. My friend and I went not knowing what we were in for. $25 each to get in, (way too expensive) I looked around and saw 1 semi decent looking girl, the rest were horrible looking, out of shape (legs and asses like a bag of nickles) and rude. Not to mention what I can only describe as a sleezy type pimp MC. after about 15 minutes of laughing in disbelief at this place we left to a much higher class club.
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- wtf?
7/6/2008 "..Pandora's 07-05-08 dare are a alot of gurlz hear. day got gurlz wit big tits, big asses, and gurlz wit both. but i got da best lapdance dat i have ever had by dis latina mixed wit black. mayne, she wuz nice and thick. she wud grab on my piece and put her pus in my face and let me play with it. she wud also put her mouth on my piece and blow on it. dis lap dance wuz great. so i recomend pandora's to anywon. it jus gets packed on fri. and sat. nites. to da point wear dare is standing room only. so u gotz to get dare before 10pm.
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- C LO
7/5/2008 "..To below poster how are the women here degrading themselves more then at any other strip club this is a all nude club so more goes on you want a air dance go the lodge. I like this club the women here party alot more then those stingy clubs.
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- samson
7/1/2008 "..This gentalmans club is by far the most degrating club i have ever been to. to strip is one thing cause it is someone making money but to degrade yourself is another. the dancers at this establishment have no self respect.
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- snowbunny
6/25/2008 "..Check out sabrina night shift shes bad
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- maxx
6/23/2008 ".. My girlfiend and i went because a local friend said we needed to check it out on a Sun. night. first off, i'm a prepy looking white boy and my girlfriend is a busty mexican. $5 to park, $25each to get in. we get in, and it looks pretty standard. it's relativly clean, 3 stages, bathrooms pretty clean and a solid mix of girls (a few cottage cheese butts, but still sexy ). language was a bit of an issue, but we are from San Antonio so it wasnt that much of a problem. the guys there were all mexican, young, pretty clean cut and really friendly. We got a really good vibe from the crowd~ sometimes when i'm the only white guy in a place, people get pissed off or start talking trash. Everyone i met there was cool and looking to have a good time. things werent too roudy but the girls seemed strait scared of us. we are a really crazy couple, eventhough we dress prepy, but found it super hard to get dances. girls would ignore us or pretend they couldnt understand us. we had 1 GREAT dance and then sat there for 2 hrs. trying to get another. finally, a girl came over and did a dance for both of us~ it lasted 3 min. and then she demanded $40. i have been to places all over the USA and have NEVER paid $40 for a 3 min. dance. besides, she had her bottoms on for 1/2 the time- in the VIP section! We got bummed out and left. Look, i know dancers are a little cautious of couples, but we are crazy swingers and do this all the time. maybe i look a little prepy/highland parki-sh, but damn- we went there with $500 to spend and left with $420. if you are a single guy, youre probably gonna have a good time but don't get played. we thought it blew and left feeling pissed and ripped off.
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- SA Couple
3/22/2008 "..Mayne, dis club is nice. If you like Latinas and Black Gurls. The gurls are hot. There is a few wite gurls and day are hot. The club is kinda small and is always packed on Friday and Saturday nites. Day charge 10 dollars to park or u can park in the street for free. Day also have a dollar lap dances in which day call Flash dance because it lasts for about 10 to 15 mins. But all and all i like the club and i would go back.
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- C LO
12/13/2007 ".. WOW what a place. The only complaint i had about the place, was the damn funhouse like mirrors. I stepped in and was so turned around that it wasn't funny. But anyways, the ladies were hot. I can't really remeber there names, but two of the ladies stopped at my table to talk to me and made me feel very comfortable (I'm naturally shy when in a strip club, don't ask why). Needless to say, the place was very friendly, run down, but friendly. I will definatly go back when i get another chance to.
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- DT
11/24/2007 "..always a full house, workers and customers.been four times and would enjoy another!
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- tino
8/29/2007 "..I went to Pandoras this last weekend on a Saturday, I thought would go about 4pm. I thought it might be a little early but am I glad that I did. There a lot of people there and the ladies, WOW! I have to say I was suprized! A couple that stands out to me was Lucero, wow what a sexy latina and great lap dances, Veronica very sweet girl. Would of loved to have more time with Lucero but all the guys were asking her for dances. I will be back for sure. The club is a lot larger then Chicas and doesn't smell as bad in the restrooms. Great mix of music too.
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- Latin Lover 2007
8/9/2007 "..I went to pandoras on a whim friday night kinda late around 300 am as soon as we parked we had a guy at our door saying 10 dollars to park and we werent even in the pandoras parking lot so we paid that we paid our 10 to get in and i've never seen so many security guards at a club i was like wow...,but their were alot of beautiful females big booties nice size breasteseses.. none of the girls wanted to sit and talk.,overall not sure if i'd go back but given the circumstances .. i might lol...
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6/26/2007 "..went to this club sat night june 23.what I didn't like was that it was too damn crowded but I guess that's expected for a sat night at a byob place. what I did like was the dollar lap dances they do during the night for like 15 min I've never been to a place where they have dollar lap dances so I thought that was great a good way to meet all the ladies and get them to come back later.Another thing I didn't like was the service which is bad waitress are few and far between also the secuirty or bouncers whatever you want to call them are jerks one wouldn't even give me the time when I asked for it.The ladies were for the most part good looking there was a lot of ass but not a lot of tits go figure.
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- maxx
6/22/2007 "..I used to visit Pandoras often, but sadly lost the time to do so, But no matter how long in between my visits, the place makes me wish i hadnt stayed away so long, They still have a wide variety of Ladies, and most make time for you. I visited with Lyric she is a beautiful sweet and down to earth lady. I never leave Pandoras without a smile on my face, give it a chance you wont disappointed. " - NascarPaul
2/5/2007 "..Serenity... Can you please hide your flabby tummy? You're pretty but..GOD DAM! tuck it in!. Brown Sugar is hot, but you need to work for yuorse;f, not for the other girls. IT's good to have mommy and daddy pay for yo stuff. But stripping is a profession, not a hobby..
BUT pandora's is the shiznet. Vanessa, shara, Jordan, and Lala.. Make it worth wild!..
Thanks!
Kingracso
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- Kingracso
1/9/2007 "..I had a wonderful time, Total party place! I sugguest visting. Ocean, Cinnamon, Salem and Brown Sugar are sexy, Love the 1.00 flash dances they are great!
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11/29/2006 "..WOW does the demographic of this club change every time I go! But I've NEVER had a bad time at Pandora's. I went yesterday during the day and didn't know what to expect. There were mostly black and hispanic women but all but one or two were beautiful. An attractive black woman named Malory came over and sat with me and we ended up BSing for four and a half hours. She wasn't pushy or anything, just wanted to hang out. The other girls came over and sat from time to time and they were all sweet and very down to earth but Malory was just the BOMB. I like petite women and she's definitely that. She's also six feet tall! That was different for me but it was kinda nice being with someone the same height as me. I did eventually pay for a lap dance and OH MY GOD! Why can't I just be rich?! I think I'd just like to buy Pandora's and live there. At least I can go back when I save up a little money and hang out with who I think is the most amazing woman I've ever met in any club! Rock on Malory. You are the shit! " - Danny
10/30/2006 "..No habla espanol
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- uneekg
10/16/2006 "..Was at the club Saturday and had a great time with three lovely ladies in the VIP. Thanx to Glen and Deno the manager for hooking me up with these ladies, love my latin ladies!!!! BONITAS
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- just mee
10/6/2006 "..Maybe its just me, but I prefer the so called "dive" strip clubs to the glitzy,overhyped palaces like the lodge or the mens club. Girls in clubs like pandoras or kings cabaret for that matter are more real to me than those fake boobed posers that inhabit the so called upscale clubs. Okay I may be ranting because I got dogged out for wearing a baseball cap to a club (Baby Dolls). But when i went to Pandoras I had a really good time. I actually had conversations with several of the girls there and i didnt even have to get dances or anything. Try that at one of your upscales.
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- gman
10/2/2006 "..I was there Saturday mid afternoon. I just had one of the best times at this club. I do'nt like to go to the clubs at night. The crowd at night I just do'nt like them so I go during the day. Any way I was sitting at the bar the other day (Sat) when I saw this Latin girl named Lucero and her friend another latin girl. I can'nt remenber her name but very fine! Very nice!!! I do'nt speek spanish so I did'nt talk to her and her friend much but just looking at them and watching them dance was really nice. No silcon in those lovely brest ether!!! Man I will be back to see her and her friend again
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- WOW Baby!!!
9/23/2006 "..Well itlooks like Panora's is start to pick up some what. Went in the other afternoon about 4pm and it was'nt to bad at all. Love MEXICAN WOMEN!! Been going to Chica Bonita's for a while. But being a white guy just got sick of always hearing Mexican music and being watch like a hawk while sitting with his fav. They could change it a little. Well any ways. I like it at Pandora's because they do play all kinds of music and there are Mexican women under 150lb's that can dance. If you have not been in a while go and try them out. It's a change from Chica Bonita's........
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- just me
8/31/2006 "..Boy when you see reviews like those. You would think that Pandoras is back to it's old day. But I would have to say who ever wrote them most work for the club or have someone that works there.I must have missed some of the reviews but if anyone got the idea this doesn't suck, then they got the wrong impression. DFWNITES moderator" - just me
6/13/2006 ".. The last time that I was At Padoras (more than a year ago) I didn't like it mutch. But I was back on town and my workers took me to this place again. It was the nightshift on Friday 9th 2006. Aside from the rip-off mandatory parcking charge, this was a pleasant experience. I don't know what happened but the waitress greed us right awsy and took us to our tablet very close to the main stage. nice view by the way with the exeption of some fat dancers some of them pregnant!!! that shouldn't be dancing. But I think is the custumers foult that tip this ugly beast. I they don't tip them the'll go away. Well those were the bad, now the good. Hoties, yeah, this time they had good looking girls. I had a great time with a Puertirican nemed Stephanie, big natural tits, nice ass, gorgeous face, very talented, I could go on an on., Also another one maned sol great body, very friandly and great company. I forgat to say that they have this $1.00 table dances that every girl performs at the same time for everybody. Well it is not a really table dance is just like a tease dance 5 or 10 seconds it gives you a taste of most of the girls they had. Offcouse I had to turn some of them away. (fat ones). I really like that. An finally the music is different now last year it was gansta rap, hip pop, latin music. this year they play a lot of good rock and roll, thecno, some hip pop, and some reggeton. But nothing that offends my hears. On the other hand one of my construction guys offended one of the dancers touching her somewhere she did't like so the bouncers kick him out peacefully. I walk outside and told my guy "you fuck it up, now you stay in el truka all night. so he did. The managers thank my for that and I ended habing a great time at Pandoras. " - the contractor
6/2/2006 ".. i visited PANDORAS as i've often been curious about the comparisons between Pandora and Chicas Bonitas ( which is further down the street) - i still tend to like both BYOB clubs for different reasons. - ............. .....................................................................
the GOOD: ................... numerous dance stages ( six total) moderate size interior ~ ~ ~ ~ the music is different here than Bonitas ( which is mostly Reggaeton/Tajano music ) , Pandora tends to have various mixture of R&B, Pop, Hip-Hop and Rock ....... ~ .~ ~ ~ For the most part, the stage-dances are good and the lap dances are OK, the best dancers were probably Sylvia, Jersey and Skyy ~ ~ ~ ~ Pool Tables and VIP rooms is also available ~ ~ ~ and the club actually has a special " ONE $DOLLAR$ for one table- dance" session for customers which can be fun ................
.................................................................................the BAD: ... ..... the " parking fee " for this kind of a moderate club is just ridiculous ! - (especially for VIP) and the parking spaces overrall is very limited - ~ ~ ~ decent looking dancers, some of the latina dancers are sexy but yet some speak very little English - ~ ~ ~ ~ i was initially confused and thought it was quite laughable to see " ICE" in the piss- room (LOL). - ~ ~ ~ i've never cared for the Very high & Cage stages but i guess that's for the girls' convience and protection. ~ ~ ~ though i heard there has been some grumblings & complaints in the past about management, i haven't visit enough to observe that, but i don't think it's a problem if customers keep themselves under control and remain respectful to girls and keep in good behavior. .. ~ ~ ~ . Overrall the prices of the lap dances could vary ( $20, 2-for 20, or just $10 ) depending upon the dancers but my guess is keep competitive with the dances at Bonita. - and of course since it is part of the Harry Hines Blvd area and a BYOB club so, it tends to get massively and ridiculously Overcrowded after 11pm. - - - - Good luck finding a seat/table after that time.
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- Mac 10
5/3/2006 "..I wander if this place will even exist if a immigration raid occurs. This is a disgrace of a club, after seeing an english speaking doorgirl, I was in a state of one word phrase speak to understand my waitres and at least two dancers. Let alone the songs, I never knew when one song ened and one began!!! All I heard were accordians, am I alone in this?" -
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- uneekg
5/3/2006 "..I used to frequent pandoras in the late 90's and around 03 04 last time I went was jan 2005 I recently went on april 26.Back in the day pandoras used to be the spot because it was in the same location as many other strip clubs on harry hines and it used to be the only byob place within a 10 mile radius so it always used to be packed with ladies and customers met some gorgeous women thier daniela a hot puertorican was my favorite since then I guess she moved on to bigger and better clubs and this clubs has went down hill.I guess the main reason is that this used to be one of the only b.y.o.b clubs in dallas now theres about 4 or five with much better buildings so now you only get bottom tier talent when I went the ladies were not that hot so who knows what happend this place has gone down hill.
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- chop shop
4/25/2006 "..I went to pandoras they dont have all of the cool girls there anymore like kirsten,lexie,jackie well there was more i just cant think of names right now well i will be back some day " - tony
1/18/2006 "..how do you make this club better????? burn it ?? close it ??? print this if you like but JOEY is the mane problem why they can'nt keep any girl. he's fucking rude to the custumer. think he's just there to collet a pay check it's a shame use to be a nice place to go and party, now it's a dive. hopefuly chica bonitas will put them out of buzzz. then they can open chica bonitas 2!!!!
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- just me
1/4/2006 "..this club is a dive bar. " - joey v
5/28/2005 "..Today, Saturday May 28, 2005 my cousin and I went to Pandoras and had a good time. The girls were very hospitable. The girls here are kinda like regular looking girls, except for about 4 of them that were just beautiful. A girl named Denise, was awesome. She gave me such a good dance I had to tip her an extra 10 bucks for her beauty. She had great curves and was very nice to me. I gave it 3 stars because your money can go a long way if your conservative, but the entrance charge was 25 bucks, which I didn't like because the girls here weren't really all that except for like 4. And those 4 were always busy, but once I caught Denise I was just dandy! Keep Partying " -
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- babyface
5/20/2005 "..I am from out of town, I move here a month ago, my workers asked me to go with them to Pandoras, that was saturday night the 14th of may. Well there we weree, we meet at the parking lot in the back of the club three trucks to be exact, 21 guys including myself. the first thing tha I didn't like was the fact that I had to pay 10 dollars for parking even though I parked my self. well at the front door there was a line of 40 guys plus my 20 guys, by the time I got to the door girl 16 min. I asked her if she haf enough tables for 21 guys she said no but she called a manager and he offered me VIP for an extra 5 dollars for a total of 25.00 a piece, I wasn't paying so I agree. Well there I was, busy night they had a lot of dancers, but some of them looked like 300lb I couldn't believe they were dancing, all my guys seemed to be having a blast, not me. Then I went to the bathroom and yiac, I was nasty so I was very angry by then, I went back to my tables and sat down trying to have a good time, that's when a great looking petite hispanic girl approached me and without waisting time asked me for a lapdance I agree, and I like it so much that I asked her If they had a more private setting, with her poor english she told me about the owners VIP and took me there, off course they charge me an extra 30 to get there, well I spend the rest of my night and money with this young female, nancy was her name, big fake boobs, and braces, a real sweetheart. She turned my nightmare into a pleasant dream. I will be back to that low end place just for her. I would rate the club 2 stars, but thanks to her it will be 3.
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- the contractor
2/8/2005 "..Again, I stress the inability to be unbiased by the webmasters. As I understand Legends (when it WAS open) charged for parking. Yes at Clubhouse, NOW ANYWAYS, it is free but only after years of overcharging and complaints. Do all of your readers a favor and comment on the Fair, or DGC's. Or as is obviously apparent by your editorials, your PERSONAL feelings towards the club seem to be effecting the fairness of the ratings. However, I have noticed a lot of the more attractive entertainers seem to be relocating to Baby Dolls,and the more upscale clubs. You get what ya pay for I guess. Fortunatly my money goes farther and longer at Pandoras, and I don't have to worry about having my body injured by MANAGMENT or other customers. Be fair, if it is within your Professional ability to do so. What a convoluted reply. You have done no one a justice with this peculiar defense of Pandoras.
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- Gavin
2/6/2005 "..Jeez, I love the unbiased opinions of the webmasters of this site thanks a lot. Pandora's is a lot safer than DGC's and nobody has gotten murdered in the parking lot like the fair. Granted it is not the safest place, but in all honesty when alcohol and male testasterone combine no place is safe. As far as the girls, granted you have to have select tastes, but they cater to ALL kinds of people. I like it because of the interaction and buddy-feel i get it is a great bar. I agree TOTALLY about the valet but if ya want in ya have to pay just like Legends and Clubhouse.This club is not for everybody, but it is a nice change of pace, the staff makes me feel welcome and in the long run it is cheaper than 10 shots. I like the fare too, but with all the underhanded things that happen to customers, I get kinda nervous. Could you at least be unbiased when the postings are made, hell when was the last time you even went there. Exactly, its not a 5 star place but its fun for us fun-loving horney pervs.
See,nothing I say can keep you away. So think of our reviews as being directed towards guys with siome class and not intended for guys like you. The parking at the Clubhouse is $5 and free parking is available in the main lot. Legends is closed and has been for a couple of years. So much for that argument. I love when fun loving pervs have to make creative arguments why they patronize crappy clubs.DFWNITES
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- Gavin
1/31/2005 "..Stopped in at Pandora's after an uneventful stay at another club. I have to agree with the previous reviewer about the valet parking, it is a bit much to charge ten dollars to park my car 12 feet away. Once inside, it was pretty busy for a Sunday and not to bad. I would have to say that the overall quality of the dancers was probably the best I've seen at Pandora's in awhile. A couple of dancers inparticular caught my eye, although I still can't remember names worth a darn. I got a dance from a really pretty brunette that was all natural. Great dance, though we were a little crowded when two other dancers decided to give dances in the same small area. The other girl that caught my eye had reddish brown hair and a smokin' body, but once she was off stage she sat at the bar by herself and looked like she would rather be anywhere but at that club. I guess we all get like that sometimes. It looked like they added a few tables since my last visit, which is fine, but it made it pretty crowded in certain areas. The dancers were only dancing to one song on the main stage, which was good in once sense because a girl you wanted to spend time with got through with her rotation quicker. Problem is they didn't have that many dancers so she would have to get back on stage quicker also. It wasn't the best time I've had at Pandora's, but it wasn't the worst either.
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- Bud Man
1/17/2005 "..went to pandoras on the 13 of jan thurs first of all the mandatory valet has to go I know its a money bussiness but when there is plenty of spaces and hardley any other cars there 10 bucks for parking is too much. Once inside I was satisfied with the layout not the fanciest of clubs but not the worse either they age limit to get it also wasnt to my liking its 18 and up 21 to drink but being there with 18 year old broke pervs made me uncomfortable.As far as the dancers go they were pretty decent no knockouts one dancer by the name of danielle stood out shes a puertorican with fake boobs who I definitely recommend it seemed to me she was the only one making any money.Also if you get some lap dances be prepared to be hounded by almost all the dancers as it seemed that not many get dances so once they see blood they attack.Overall I was satisfied if you expect to see alot of fine girls I suggest other clubs but If you want to just hang out with just 1 girl that stands out to you this is the place to go
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- mensclubfan
1/13/2005 "..my husband and i have been married for five years. we try to spend every anniversary at pandora's. the girls are always fun for me to be around. we are 40 something so the whole business of stripclubs is now fun to us since my daughters are grown. i, as a female visitor, feel safe and secure while i spend the whole day at pandora's. see you in february on our next anniversary. Safe and secure at Pandora's? That has to be a first. And 4 stars? That is so whacked I am not sure I believe it.
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- weezer
12/7/2004 "..No stars due to mandatory valet parking (I parked in the back, but the "valet" tracked me down in the club, after I had paid the inflated cover charge, in order to collect his EXPENSIVE toll). " - netadm
11/3/2004 "..Truely enjoy the company of the girls and music. I like the family oriented vibe I get from the girls. 10/28/04 night shift and too many names to mention!!!
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- JKR 3down a** Women
10/29/2004 "..this club is ok although the girls wont really sit and talk with you unless you buy dances
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- holmes
10/18/2004 "..if you left the doors open so people would come in for free no people would come in but flys and shit would come out. " - You don't have to post this but...
10/7/2004 "..i went to pandoras for the first time n they charged me 25bucks dat was a like a ripofff....n i didnt even liked it dat mych cuzi dont kno it was makin me kinda dizzy....so i wanna ask u guys how muych it normally takes for a person if they r 18 to get in....like how mych we have to pay Any amount is too much to go to Pandoras. Free would be overcharging you.
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- BJ
6/22/2004 "..So...For those who haven't been on this board for awhile, I am the self-declared topless bar snob. I hold membership at the Lodge and that's where I spend most of my time. I always thought I'd never visit this place, or any place on Harry Hines as: 1. The outside scares the crap outta me, and 2. It ain't upscale. So I was with a bunch of boys out at the Lodge for a great dinner, and the guys decide to visit Pandoras. After protesting to the many, I gave in to say, "what the heck." Since there were a seven of us, the odds of getting mugged and stuff were low (at least, that's what I told myself). This club surprised me in some ways. The outside of Clubhouse is somewhat undesireable, yet the inside is pretty decent. This club is nowhere as nice as the Clubhouse, but I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. The urinals in the restroom reminded me of old-school hockey arenas, BLAH. There were surprisingly a couple of hotties out on a Thurs nite, and there were not-so-surprising several not-so-hotties. If you like big bootie, this is a place you should see. Nonetheless, we had a great time. Sometimes, it's all about the company you keep. Overall, maybe it was the alcohol that impaired my judgement, but my experience wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I hesitate to visit this place without a group, as the clientele isn't really what I'm use to.
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- Doc
4/29/2004 "..chances are that he did party with owner....he does hang out at the bar and drink with customers. And the owner also tips the dancers and buys dances for the customers. he is a great guy. True, you do have a few too many "uncute" dancers but if people would STOP GIVING THEM MONEY TO GO AWAY OR BUYING DANCES FROM THEM FOR THEIR FRIENDS AS JOKES THEN THEY WOULD STOP MAKING MONEY AND THEREFORE NOT DANCE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! Its as simple as that! But i guess that that is what makes pandoras go round. " - me
4/10/2004 "..Its been a little while since I've been able to go to Pandoras, but in all of my visits it has never failed to be a great time. How many clubs can you go to and party with the owner? There are usually plenty of cute girls working there. I've been to some pretty bad clubs and this is deffinetly not one of them. I can't remember a friday or saturday night that there were less than 30 girls working. You must be high. You thought you were partying with the owner and you thought there were plenty of cute girls. That is 2 indications of excessive drug or alcohol use. " - Andrew
3/6/2004 "..just wanted to say that from reading these reviews what the fuck happened? this was a great club. maybe not the fanciest but by far the most fun club i ever worked at. granted its been awhile like since durrell was there but could it have went that much downhill? the management was great. the dj was great. the bouncers was great. 99% of the girls were great. i made alot of friends there that i wish i knew where they were.(lexie,tora,christina,carmella,sailormoon) and i must say durrell was the best dj ever he cared about us all and we were all his sisters i miss this place and would love to come see you guys sometime.so if you had one bad time give it another chance. and i gotta say pussy, pussy, pussy to all my sisters carmella call me again i didnt get the number last time. hi to chris i miss u too. durrell and my josh i love you guys and miss u dearly keep ya head up baby they cant hold you down forever baby and to all my old girls i miss yall and if you ever get to waco find me at sonnys byob " - amberfromwaco
2/28/2004 "..From a female point of view, Pandora's can be really fun if you take it in the right perspective. I can usually find one or two girls that I like. They're really fun and friendly too. One girl even shared her Malibu Rum with me. Hubby and I are going to go back tomorrow. Slip in just before one to get the low cover, chill out and drink until some of the hotter girls come on. The greatest thing is, you don't have to buy the girls drinks. You bring them with you and you can give them out. MUCH cheaper option. It's rare that I find another girl in the place and strip club DJs usually love having me in there. It's a really low pressure club as far as lap dances, too. I haven't found a club in the area yet that is as receptive to having female customers. Pretty important, if you're a girl who likes girls. We go with girls all the time to clubs and have never had a hard time. Silver City the Lodge and Platinum all welcome couples. You need to get out more or go to the Playpen in Arlington. It is BYOB and most of the girls are bi. All of those places are cleaner than Pandoras. " - GirlieFan
2/27/2004 "..I second that motion Topcat! " - nobody
2/25/2004 "..I went to Pandora's this past Saturday, and it was a blast. Most of the dancers were really hot, and very nice...and I just want to say "Lesly" is the hottest dancer there...she gives awsome table dances! I also met a cute Asian girl, but dont know her name, lol. All in all Pandoras is a great club..and I plan on coming back this Friday! I love when a club plants a review of itself. It shows me they care what our people say. 4 stars is a bit ambitious though. Next time you might want to try harder to fool me. Ha ha.
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- Kenny
2/12/2004 "..What is the smell in this place. I went on a Saturday night. I don't know if it was the large grouping of unbathed people or the spilled beer everywhere or just the combined effects of years of vomit in the floors. The women could not be good looking enough to make up for it. But as it is they weren't that good looking anyway. I felt I had hit bottom when I got here. Too depressing to spend a Saturday night that way.
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- Chip