Happy Thanksgiving, party people!
The holiday spirit can strike anywhere, even at strip clubs,
luring the people we depend on -- friendly door girls, wise managers,
attentive floormen, prompt waitresses, stern bouncers, generous bartenders, and beautiful dancers -- off to spend time
with their families and friends.
There's nothing fun about driving out to an empty cabaret,
so DFW Nites has called them all,
saving you the trouble of learning whether or not your favorite clubs will
on Thanksgiving Day.
When you venture out tonight to spend time with your club friends,
keep the following things in mind:
If a club finds itself with no customers, management might close early
Some girls ONLY dance this time of year to cover extra holiday expenses, so a club visit this weekend might give you access to limited-edition T&A